Dr. Chetan

Dentistry and Dental Information | Dental News| Dental Tips

  • Dental Articles
  • Dental Tips
  • Health Tips
  • Oral Hygiene
  • Bad Breath
  • Dental Diseases
You are here: Home / Dentistry / The Interesting Dental Quotes and Quotes about Dentists

The Interesting Dental Quotes and Quotes about Dentists

February 23, 2013 By Dr. Chetan Leave a Comment

I had earlier shared a list of the 43 best dental quotes, but that doesn’t seem enough as the Dentists have been a part of humor many a times, because of what they do. But this time the collection includes not just the sayings from a few known celebrities and people, but we have got a few phrases where the Dentists and Dental profession is mentioned in the novels and books. These include even a few funny dental quotes.

tooth smiling quotesRead below for the few Dental quotes that I collected from novels and websites.

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield

One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
~ Temple Grandin

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
~ Evelyn Waugh

I’m so glad I’m not a dentist. How many times does someone say, ‘Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth’? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone’s face light up – that’s immediate approval.
~ Paula Deen

I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
~ Augusten Burroughs

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentist’s office.
~ Sasha Azevedo

My dentist said to me the other day, I’ve enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
~ David Cronenberg

”LORD SAVE MY TEETH FIRST THEN MY SOUL! ”
~ C. Delaney

“No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? –Poirot”
~ Agatha Christie,

“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. Relationships are no longer about pulling teeth, but bleaching. That’s why when your eyes meet, she beams with happiness – but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.”
~ Bauvard, Evergreens Are Prudish

“When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic.?”
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.”
~ Jarod Kintz

“It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.”
~ Elisabeth Tova Bailey, The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating

When a thief kisses you, better count your teeth.

The irony in surprises is when someone without teeth receive a box of Almond nuts.

If the fortune decides to turn against you, you might even see your teeth broken due to jelly.

—

Do share with us any other Dental quotes, quotes about Dentistry and sayings about the dentists if you didn’t find it on the two lists that we shared.

Related posts:

  1. 43 Best Dental Quotes
  2. Why are people afraid of Dentists?
  3. What are the advantages of the Free Dental Care services?
  4. Some Nice Quotes!

Filed Under: Dentistry Tagged With: dental quotes

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Search

Recent Posts

  • Post Extraction Instructions for the Patient – What to do after tooth is pulled out?
  • Foods that cause Bad Breath (Halitosis Causes)
  • Tips to Choose a Toothbrush
  • Best ways for Preventing & Curing Bad Breath in Kids
  • Types of Wisdom Teeth Impactions Based on Angulations of Tooth
  • Roles & Requirement of a Dental Hygienist (Education Details)
  • Dear haters, your negativity against ALS Ice Bucket Challenge isn’t helping either!
  • Dental Assistant vs. Dental Hygienist – Comparison of Jobs & Profession
  • Dental Hygienist – Jobs & Average Salary in the Dental Office
  • How to Care for your Dentures [Patient’s Guide]
By Chetan Bhawani, a dentist graduated from Meghna Institute of Dental Sciences, India. Find me on Facebook.

Copyright © 2023 · Metro Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in