One of the Random EMails i recieve from my friends explaining a fact about how we live our life in the way we live and…

Why We Live as Long as We Do…
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty.”
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give back the other ten.”
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty year life span.”

The monkey said, “How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?”
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, “Eat, sleep, play. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I’ll give you twenty years.”
Man said, “What? Only twenty years? No way! Tell you what, I’ll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God. “You’ve got a deal.”

So this is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing;

for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;

for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;

and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Interesting!!! Isn’t it?

It was a worst incident for me yesterday when i had burnt my lips inner sides and also the front part of the tongue with concentrated NaOH solution while doing an experiment in my Bio-Chemistry lab.

The burns are still RED and it was very severe on my tongue as the taste buds got exposed off. I am still not able to eat anything until i put on the Anaesthetic cream on to the tongue, so that it gets a feeling of numness atleast for a small time. It was really a bad experience and hope i dont have any mistakes being done from now.. and be a bit careful.

People say girls are very hard to be understood, and in this case i would support those people as Girls are really very hard to understand. Got a random Email something related to that -

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;
If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don’t, she says u are from CHENNAI.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;
If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, she says that u don’t TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK;
If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!

Hey guys,

Today is my brother Amit’s birthday i.e. 4th. April 2007. Hope you know him and about the birthday

If not, then wish him in his blog which was opened today itself - Amit’s Birthday

This is him -

And this is for him -

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…

Hope many of the Indians and other Webmasters heard of the SEO Conference that was held at New Delhi in March 2007. Many promotions and advertisments were made before the meet so that man webmasters gather there, which was mainly organised by my brother Amit Patel, and others like Vaibhav Kakkar  Pankaj Gupta  Sumit Bahl

This meet as said by the people was very informative and helpful to the webmasters, and the guests from other places than India were Andy Hagans, Rich McIver and affiliates expert Brian Thibault.

Hope they all enjoyed a lot, and unfortunate for me, i could not attend the meet.. as i was into my studies and college, where i enjoyed myself.

Things shared about the meet here - SEO meet

Would be sharing the links to the pics of the meet as soon as i find them