I had earlier shared a list of the 43 best dental quotes, but that doesn’t seem enough as the Dentists have been a part of humor many a times, because of what they do. But this time the collection includes not just the sayings from a few known celebrities and people, but we have got a few phrases where the Dentists and Dental profession is mentioned in the novels and books. These include even a few funny dental quotes.
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
~ Temple Grandin
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
~ Evelyn Waugh
I’m so glad I’m not a dentist. How many times does someone say, ‘Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth’? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone’s face light up – that’s immediate approval.
~ Paula Deen
I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
~ Augusten Burroughs
The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentist’s office.
~ Sasha Azevedo
My dentist said to me the other day, I’ve enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
~ David Cronenberg
”LORD SAVE MY TEETH FIRST THEN MY SOUL! ”
~ C. Delaney
“No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? –Poirot”
~ Agatha Christie,
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. Relationships are no longer about pulling teeth, but bleaching. That’s why when your eyes meet, she beams with happiness – but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.”
~ Bauvard, Evergreens Are Prudish
“When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic.?”
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.”
~ Jarod Kintz
“It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.”
~ Elisabeth Tova Bailey, The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating
When a thief kisses you, better count your teeth.
The irony in surprises is when someone without teeth receive a box of Almond nuts.
If the fortune decides to turn against you, you might even see your teeth broken due to jelly.
Do share with us any other Dental quotes, quotes about Dentistry and sayings about the dentists if you didn’t find it on the two lists that we shared.